From screamo-yellow to drapes as dresses to BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS, the red carpet sure was loud this year.
I think I like it just because I want to pet the velvet ropes on the dress.
It’d be better 1) shorter and 2) at a Sunday morning wedding or something, but because girlfriend is The Shit on The Good Wife, Ima call this a win.
As if we all needed another reason to be annoyed with Lena Dunham, she shows up looking like a flatulent couch.
Elisabeth Moss: Now THIS is how you wear your grandma’s drapes.
Yes, Sofia Vegara, you and your boobs look fresh from the sea.
So you think you can wear this? Yes, Cat Deely, you can!
Claire Danes: Love this neon dandelion on a blonde. But the baggy silhouette? Meh.
Zooey Deschanel, what are you, five?
Nicole Kidman, what are you, 60?
Sarah Hyland: Yes, this is how you dress as a teen going to the Emmys for a fabulous show you are fabulously a part of.
Same for Jane Levy: Bold in blue, but not beyond her years.
BIIIG on the BOOOOOBS
Christina Hendricks, I love you but the belt is whack. And your cups literally spilleth over.
If you can stop staring at the impending wardrobe malfunction, you’ll wonder what’s up with the funky pouch on Kat Denning’s tummy.
Um, er, hm?, ooh, aah, etc.
Zosia Mamet: Is this following the tuxedo trend this fall? The cutout boob thing? I think I want to like this but there’s too much information.
Now THIS is black and white done right. INSTA-classic, Jessica Pare!
And this looks like autumn dipped in bronze, Kate Mara.
Heidi Klum: blonde showing lots of leg AND cleavage AND accessories are all the same color zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
EEEK! Halloween came early for January Jones.