Get it together, Austin! or: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS

Fellow Austinites, what’s wrong with y’all? Just when we start getting more publicity in fashion magazines, we have to spoil it with fashion faux pas that some of you call “trends.”

Like this trashy but popular number:

Dear people who are doing this: why won't you go away?

Leggings aren’t pants! And they look especially silly with Ugg boots on warm winter days. Also, don’t even pretend you’re Audrey Hepburn in your ass-cleaving leggings and ballet flats. Get yourself a pair of cigarette pants or skinny jeans and skip the leggings.


And who in her right mind thinks this is attractive?

Your vagina is wondering what it did to deserve this.

I’m really trying to find empathy for people that like mom shorts. Ummm, ummm…sorry, can’t. They emphasize the crotch area in a bad way and make you look like you’ve given birth to dozen of babies. Might as well strap on a fanny pack and thick glasses to accentuate the look.


Ten years ago, a getup like this would raise eyebrows for its implications. But now since they’re trendy, “furry” hats are fairly common eye sores. It looks like you’re wearing a hunting trophy around your head. Creeepy.

–By Jenna Cooper

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