You’re on your way out of popular favor, my friend, and I no longer have any need for the likes of you. Signs are all over the stores: “not too skinny jeans,” “bootcut is back!”
I have to say, despite all your hype, this relationship has been disappointing from the very start. And as for your friends jeggings and leggings, I still have nothing to say to either of them. I hope you’re all very happy together. I am going to find a pair of REAL pants who love me for who I am. I deserve it. Every woman deserves so much better than you.
–By Tara Cavanaugh